...and I can barely sit still long enough to write this sentence. Instead of a normal, thought out post, I give you some classic highlights from Michigan opening games, courtesy of the unparalleled WolverineHistorian.
1995: Michigan 18 - Virginia 17
1984: Michigan 22 - Miami (Fla.) 14
1985: Michigan 20 - Notre Dame 12
2002: Michigan 31 - Washington 29
If you want to find me, I'll be walking around downtown Ann Arbor breathing into a paper bag for the next 74 hours or so.