Monday, August 4, 2008

Your 2008 Detroit Lions: Toothless Marge Simpsons

From the Shutdown Corner over at Yahoo! comes this piece of comedic gold: the NFL is selling "Foamheads" for all 32 NFL teams. Not only are most of them horrifically ugly, but they also are a guaranteed way to completely piss off whoever is sitting behind you at a game.

Pictured above is the Lions Foamhead. There are two things about it that I find absolutely hilarious:
  1. The Lion seems to be missing most of its teeth. There could not be a more perfect representation of how sorry the Detroit Lions franchise is than a Lion in desperate need of dentures.
  2. The Lion's "mane" bears a striking resemblance to the hairdo of a young Marge Simpson:
Congratulations to the NFL for creating the headgear that perfectly encapsulates just how much the Lions suck. Also, I'm pretty sure that thing has cauliflower ear. Gross.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

35 bucks too. I blame Matt Millen.

Ace said...

I blame William Clay Ford for Matt Millen, and therefore this atrocity.

You seriously couldn't pay me 35 bucks to wear that thing.

Anonymous said...

Can you photoshop that foam head on Matt Millen/W.C. Ford/Brett Favre?

Ace said...

I will do my best. At work right now, which doesn't have photoshop, but my computer at home does. That'll go up tonight. Brilliant idea, BTW.

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